October, 2021

LABEL SHAPES?

Proposal to U.S.D.A. says that label SHAPES must depict contents because of, up to 20% Salmonella ingredients. BTW, the price charged for the salmonella is the same as the chicken contents.

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Real Leadership:

G20 summit: Leaders endorse global minimum corporate tax rate of 15% (before deductions)

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Have a Safe and Happy...

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R.I.P. Political Humor Hero

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Political "Satire & Parody-Not 100% True nor 100% False"

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Donald Trump Says He’s All In For Donald Trump Jr.'s Political Career, New Book Says.

This just has got to warm the cockles of Junior's heart since his father, historically "was all in for" many who he hired, fired or resigned, including but not limited to:

  1. Rex Tillerson, secretary of State: Fired on March 13, 2018.

  2. Hope Hicks, White House communications director: Resigned March 29, 2018.

  3. David Shulkin, secretary of Veterans Affairs: Fired March 28, 2018.

  4. Lt. Gen. H. R. McMaster, national security adviser: Resignation announced March 22, 2018.

  5. Andrew McCabe, deputy director of the FBI: Fired March 16, 2018.

  6. Rick Dearborn, White House deputy chief of staff: Resigned March 16, 2018.

  7. John McEntee, Trump's personal aide: Resigned March 12, 2018.

  8. Gary Cohn, director of White House National Economic Council: Resignation announced March 6, 2018.

  9. Rachel Brand, associate U.S. attorney general: Resigned Feb. 9, 2018.

  10. David Sorensen, White House speechwriter: Resigned Feb. 9, 2018.

  11. Rob Porter, White House staff secretary: Resigned Feb. 7, 2018.

  12. Brenda Fitzgerald, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: Resigned Jan. 31, 2018.

  13. Carl Higbie, chief of external affairs for Corporation for National and Community Service: Resigned Jan. 18, 2018.

  14. Omarosa Manigault Newman, director of communications for the White House Office of Public Liaison: Fired Dec. 13, 2017.

  15. Dina Powell, deputy national security adviser for strategy: Resignation announced Dec. 8, 2017.

  16. Tom Price, secretary of Health and Human Services: Resigned Sept. 29, 2017.

  17. Keith Schiller, director of Oval Office operations: Resigned Sept. 20, 2017.

  18. Sebastian Gorka, adviser to Trump: Resigned Aug. 25, 2017.

  19. George Sifakis, director of White House Office of Public Liaison: Resignation announced Aug. 18, 2017.

  20. Stephen Bannon, chief strategist to Trump: Resigned Aug. 18, 2017.

  21. Anthony Scaramucci, White House communications director: Fired July 31, 2017.

  22. Reince Priebus, White House chief of staff: Resigned July 28, 2017.

  23. Sean Spicer, White House press secretary: Resigned July 21, 2017.

  24. Mike Dubke, White House communications director: Resigned June 2, 2017.

  25. K.T. McFarland, deputy national security adviser: Resigned May 19, 2017.

  26. James Comey, director of the FBI: Fired May 9, 2017.

  27. Katie Walsh, White House deputy chief of staff: Resigned March 30, 2017.

  28. Michael T. Flynn, national security adviser: Resigned Feb. 13, 2017.

ALSO:

John Bolton, national security adviser: Fired Sept. 10, 2019

Jason Greenblatt, special envoy for Middle East peace: Resignation announced on Sept. 5, 2019.

Dan Coats, director of national intelligence: Resigned on July 28, 2019.

R. Alexander Acosta, Labor secretary: Resigned on July 12, 2019.

Patrick M. Shanahan, acting secretary of defense: Announced resignation June 18, 2019.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House press secretary: Announced resignation June 13, 2019

Rod J. Rosenstein, deputy U.S. attorney general: Resignation effective May 11, 2019.

Randolph D. Alles, director of the Secret Service: Resigned April 8, 2019.

Kirstjen Nielsen, Homeland Security secretary: Resigned April 7, 2019.

Linda E. McMahon, administrator of the Small Business Administration: Resignation announced March 29, 2019.

Bill Shine, deputy chief of staff for communications: Resigned March 8, 2019 to manage Trump's communications operation.

Heather Wilson, Air Force secretary: Resignation announced March 8, 2019.

Brock Long, administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency: Resignation announced Feb. 13, 2019.

Raj Shah, principal deputy press secretary: Resigned on Jan. 5, 2019.

Jim Mattis, secretary of Defense: : Resignation announced Dec. 20, 2018.

Ryan Zinke, secretary of Interior: : Resignation announced Dec. 15, 2018.

Nick Ayers, chief of staff to Vice President Mike Pence: Resignation announced Dec. 9, 2018.

John F. Kelly, White House chief of staff: Resignation announced Dec. 8, 2018.

Jeff Sessions, U.S. attorney general: Fired Nov. 7, 2018.

Nikki Haley, U.S. ambassador to the United Nations: Resignation announced Oct. 9, 2018.

Donald McGahn, White House counsel: Resignation announced Aug. 29, 2018.

Scott Pruitt, Environmental Protection Agency administrator: Resignation announced July 5, 2018.

Joseph W. Hagin, deputy chief of staff: Resignation announced June 19, 2018.

Maj. Gen. Ricky Waddell, deputy national security adviser: Resignation announced April 12, 2018.

Nadia Schadlow, deputy national security adviser for strategy: Resignation announced April 11, 2018.

Thomas Bossert, Homeland Security department adviser: Resigned April 10, 2018.

Michael Anton, National Security Council spokesman: Resigned April 8, 201.

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Meghan McCain Recalls ‘Very Bizarre’ Call From Donald Trump After He Mocked Her Dad

Meghan McCain recalled a “very bizarre” 2017 phone call with Donald Trump during which the then-president claimed a report about him mocking her father’s war injuries was “fake news,” and then-first lady Melania Trump jumped into the conversation to say they loved her and…gold. We love gold..

Megan McCain

In an interview with The Daley Mail, released Tuesday to promote her new memoir “Bad Republican,” the conservative former co-host of “The View” remembered receiving a voicemail from the White House saying Trump wanted to speak to her after she’d condemned his reported physical mocking of her dad, the now-late Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), as “abhorrent,” which she did.

“I lost my mind,’” McCain said. “And I called my dad and I said, ‘I don’t want to call him back.” He is so scary…sooo  scary. “I don’t want to talk to him.’ And my dad said, ‘You have to call him. He’s the president of the United States. It’s not an option. You still respect the office.’”

McCain called Trump and they had “a very bizarre conversation,” she said.

Trump “denied making fun of my dad’s war injuries and he didn’t apologize, but he said, ‘I didn’t do this, this is fake news.’” Melania Trump joined the call and told McCain: “We love you; we love your dad. We love gold and Donald loves pancakes. “And I was like, ‘You don’t [love my dad] but okay.” The President was to have said he does not like pancakes, that much.

It could have been the “one and only time” the Trumps were aware of the “damage” the then-president had done to her family with his attacks,” said McCain, who left “The View” in August and joined DailyMail.com as a columnist the following month.

Despite Trump’s protestations on the call, he continued to mock John McCain even after his death from cancer in 2018.

These two fu**wads are just nuts. 

To this day, Trump denies the pancake love that his wife alluded to.

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It's a virus: Texas and now Arkansas

If a fetus, like a guppy, has a heart beat, you can't flush it.

Arkansas says, if it has a heartbeat you can't end it.

So, no more barbecues?

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New Blue Bracelets For Everyone

who has been vaccinated, that is. This move is guaranteed to make it much easier for stupid people to know exactly who to scream obscenities at, for no apparent reason.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance in anyone's mind to the mark of the beast is purely coincidental.

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Yesterday was 'Walk to School Day' in Beverly Hills, CA and Antivaxxers, anti-maskers spent the day accosting parents with vaccinated/masked children because they are not keeping their faces barren and they got them vaccinated. 

One parent said, "The world has gone crazy. Whoever thought we would get abused like this by groups that are pro-child abuse and in front of our children?"- A Redfield Pasquinade 

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Minnie Sawner, 58 of Boca Raton, finds a miracle in the new extremely hyped series 'Squid Game'.

"I have had insomnia for years and this last two weeks I have reacted to the extreme, over the top publicity put out by Netfix and was so surprised. I have not been able to see the story, only in 5 minute increments because it bores me into a deep. deep sleep. And I don't wake up for hours for fear that it is still running on my laptop. I just love it. I feel it was made for millions of dollars just to put me and millions of people like me to sleep.

Thank you so much Netflix"- A Redfield Pasquinade 

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Sen. Rubio At Mara Lago to Kiss the Ring When He Mistakenly has a Fleeting Thought, "I used to be better than this."- A Redfield Pasquinade 

Britney Spears’s Dad To Take Control Of America's Finances, After Congress Found Unfit To Pay Bills. 

- A Redfield Pasquinade 

2022 Concert Of The Undead

The infamous talent agent extraordinaire from Boston Proper, Bobby McNichols announced today that 2022 will be the kick off of an annual Never Dead concert in Salem, MA. Headlining with be Amy Winehouse, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and many, many more.

McNichols said in a press conference at the old sight of the Novelty Bar in Boston's old combat zone, "This is not for everyone but a great time is to be had any all who believe. Only believe. Only believe. All things are possible. Only believe."  - A Redfield Pasquinade 

Fox celebrates 25 Years of being Republican State News and Seriously Harming Democracy. "We have successfully reached out to the critical-thinking challenged in America and now they believe any s**t we tell them. We are very, very happy." 

- A Redfield Pasquinade 

Pelosi Whispering to McConnell, Pssst...Mitchy..."Mitchy, honey...if we don't pay the bills, our paychecks will not clear."        - A Redfield Pasquinade 

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Steve Bannon ( Not  Hermann Goering) Calls For ‘Shock Troops’ (Not to be Confused with Storm-Troopers)

To ‘Deconstruct’ (not to rape and pillage) the State as next GOP (not Fuehrer) Takes Oval Office. 
Bannon (not Hermann Goering) told NBC (not Der Stürmer, a Nazi propaganda newspaper under Hitler) that he wants to see “pre-trained teams from the GOP (not The 3rd Reich), ready to jump into federal agencies” as soon as the next Republican (not Fascist like the last one) president takes power.
“If you’re going to take over the administrative state (not commit a coup) and deconstruct it (not completely destroy it), then you have to have shock troops (not necessarily the SS), prepared to take it over immediately,” (not machine gun everyone down in your path) Bannon told NBC.

This is proof that he not only looks scary as hell. - A Redfield Pasquinade

Over Two-Thirds Of Atheist Americans Have Faced atheophobia, New Survey Finds

An overwhelming 94% of respondents said atheophobia affects their emotional and mental well-being.

A new study shows how prevalent atheophobia is in the United States.

More than two-thirds of Atheist Americans have personally encountered atheophobia at least once in their life, according to a new survey.

The study — which surveyed 1,123 Atheists across the country last fall — aimed to assess the impact of atheophobia on behaviors and attitudes, as well as to provide insight into how state and federal policies that disproportionately target Atheists  have impacted their social, psychological and emotional well-being. The Godless & Going It Alone Institute at the University of California, Berkeley, released the report, “atheophobia through the Eyes of Atheists,” on Wednesday.

Buddhists report the same level of bigotry in America, experiencing a similar kind of Buddhophobia and they report that they it doesn't really bother them...'cuz...they're Bhuddists ... Duh! - A Redfield Pasquinade

WHISTLEBLOWER CLAIM: FACEBOOK COMPLICIT IN HUMAN COMMUNICATIONS, WORLDWIDE

NJT reporting says that Facebook is defending itself in an internal memo against expected harsh new accusations by a whistleblower, that the company has fostered communications between humans like nothing in the history of humankind, NJT reported Saturday.

The whistleblower, a former employee has complained in the past that Facebook was aware of the increased communication it could be enabling worldwide.

Facebook managers reportedly believe the former employee will also accuse the company of contributing to the multi-lingual communications between people from most nations.

The more than 1000-word memo defending the company, written by a  Facebook vice president responded with, "Social media has had a big impact on society in recent years, and Facebook is often a place where much communication happens."

“We’ve been more aggressive than any other internet company in increasing communication among all people."

The whistleblower has shared thousands of pages of Facebook documents with lawmakers, NJT, The New York Times  and The Wall Street Journal for a series of stories called “The Increase In Communication Through Facebook Files.”

The documents reportedly revealed that Facebook knew how its apps and services could cause increased communication, for example, by exacerbating teenage Instagram users’ communication with others in their age group.

Facebooks “Strategic Response” teams at Facebook have called several emergency meetings in a bid to increase communication even more, on into the future.

Founder Mark Zuckerberg could not be reached for any communication. 

- A Redfield Pasquinade

New Conspiracy Theory: Conspiracy theorists now not trusting other conspiracy theorists.

MSNBC: The Arizona Mirror's Jerod MacDonald-Evoy summarized the new complaints from far-right conspiracy theorists who do not trust the findings from the other conspiracy theorists: "The deep state and the politically correct lawyers and RINOs of the GOP suppressed this."

The Daily Beast's report added:

Among the audit report's new detractors: Jovan Hutton Pulitzer, the controversial inventor whose supposed technology analyzing folds in ballot paper had promised, according to audit supporters, to detect some kind of voter fraud. Instead, the final audit report contained no mention of Pulitzer's imaging technology, a change Pulitzer attributed on Twitter to "deep state" malfeasance.

Asked who in the "deep state" supposedly engaged in sabotage, Pulitzer replied in an email to The Daily Beast, "That's the big question — is it not?"

Redfield: Some jokes just write themseves. - NOT a Redfield Pasquinade

Prosecutors In Alabama, Georgia, W. Virginia, Texas and Florida Considering Charging Librarians For Stocking Books 

Prosecutors in these states are presently evaluating whether to file criminal charges against officials at public libraries for stocking books some say are obscene in sections for children and teenagers.

For weeks, Library officials have been facing local outcries over the books and for scheduling a Winnie The Pooh imitator and  magician to perform for youngsters, an act canceled amid threats against the magician, library staff as well as the Winnie The Pooh costume. The books are very contemporary and all are presently on this week’s New York Times best selling books list for children. The following is a list of books removed by the systems and the reason for removing them.

 

CHANGE SINGS

by Amanda Gorman. Illustrated by Loren LongViking

A children’s anthem for change.

 (chosen because any teaching of change in America is written by Satan himself.)

 

AN ELEPHANT AND PIGGIE BIGGIE! VOL. 4

by Mo Willems Hyperion

This fourth installment includes five stories.

(Chosen because many Trumplicans think that the Elephant represents only Democrats)

 

GUSTAVO, THE SHY GHOST

by Flavia Z. Drago Candlewick

A ghost learns to overcome his social anxiety.

(Chosen because the only ghost that should be in stories is the holy ghost...with the one exception of Casper, because he is friendly)

 

THE BAD SEED PRESENTS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SPOOKY

by Jory John. Illustrated by Pete Oswald Harper Collins

Bad Seed seeks the perfect Halloween costume.

(Chosen because Halloween is the beginning of indoctrination of the children into Satanism)

 

DRAGONS LOVE TACOS

by Adam Rubin. Illustrated by Daniel Salmieri Dial

What to serve your dragon-guests.

(Chosen because everyone knows dragons are a euphemism for Satan and they never existed in the first place and Tacos are a euphemism for vaginas and dragons just love 'em.)

 

TIME FOR SCHOOL, LITTLE BLUE TRUCK

by Alice Schertle. Illustrated by Jill McElmurry Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Blue gives a friend a ride to school.

(Chosen because it encourages children to be drawn to blue trucks and if a pervert is driving one, well…)

 

THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU WILL BE

by Emily Winfield Martin Random House

A celebration of future possibilities.

(Chosen because it has soared up the charts really fast so there must be something wrong with it.)

 

GRUMPY MONKEY

by Suzanne Lang. Illustrated by Max Lang Random House

Jim Panzee is having a bad day.

(Chosen because, well, we all know what our husbands mean by grumpy monkey, and it ain’t a grumpy monkey, if you know what I mean.) 

PIG THE MONSTER

by Aaron Blabey Scholastic

Pig the Pug binges on Halloween candy.

(And, my lord in heaven, our children are way too young to be saddled with this image. Even my husband, when he gets really horny and weird, has only called it PIG THE MONSTER a few times.) - A Redfield Pasquinade

Huffington Post Now Calling Names

Yesterday morning's issue of The Huffington Post called Ivanka and Jared Kushner "Entitled Know-It-Alls." Specifically they called Jared "an inexperienced Rasputin in a slim-fitting suit," who had no business making critical decisions."

Rumors were that someone added Ivanka as a "Lying-Barbie-Doll-Hot-Shrewdy who can't be trusted with big fake tits."

We at NJT are of the opinion that they didn't mean to say that she can't be trusted with any number of big fake tits, because that would be patently untrue. She can and has been entrusted with at least two of them-that we know of-and has, reportedly, taken very good care of them. 

We think that whoever wrote this about Ms. Kushner most likely meant that she is a

1, liar,

2, Barbie Doll look-a-like,

3. she certainly has a few 'hottie' qualities,

4. she is quite shrewd, given her family's grifting history,

5. she has, indeed fairly large, but a very fake looking couple of cantaloupes.  - A Redfield Pasquinade

Pandemic Terrorizes U.S. as Mara Lago Celebrates 700,000 Dead-So Far

Pasquinade reporting states that Mara Lago is sponsoring a month long Halloween celebration of the dead, in culmination with the soon to be traditional burning of the masks ending with chants to the Gods of "Lock Her Up.

In keeping with the tradition of Trump ripping off other's intellectual property, the Trump family regime is pushing the annual event name, for the future, to be 

Burning Mask.  - A Redfield Pasquinade

Fox News: Socialist Dems in Congress to Become Trumplicans

A handful of progressive congresswomen have become household names in 2019: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib, to name a few. But with that attention has also come increased scrutiny. In the short time they’ve been in office, Omar of Minnesota and Tlaib of Michigan have been criticized for making remarks condemned by fellow Democrats as anti-Semitic. Ocasio-Cortez of New York is battling a reputation among conservatives as nothing more than a celebrity socialist.

On Monday night, a teenager invited AOC to her prom. 

Now it is being reported by Fox news and others,  that they have all leaned so far to the left that they have met the end of the wing and toppled over into the right wing. Fox, Oan, and Newsmax and Perler are the only networks reporting this so for avid viewers, 'it's got to be true.' - A Redfield Pasquinade

Disinformation disinforming itself? 

Wikipedia: "QAnon[a] (/ˌkjuː.əˈnɒn/) is a disproven far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satanic,[1] cannibalistic pedophiles operate a global child sex trafficking ring and conspired against former President Donald Trump during his term in office.[2][3][4][5] QAnon has been described as a cult.[6][7]"1

An independent group of statistic-specialty students from M.I.T.'s Statistics and Science Center, conducted a poll recently, of known, self-described QAnon voters and they couldn't tell where the word came from or even what the apparent acronym meant.

The reason for this phenomenon became a tad less murky when  89% stated that they were not pro-facism, in fact hated the inference and clarified that they were, in fact against facism of all kinds.

The problem became even less perplexing when just slightly less than 100% also stated that they were definitely against anything to do with ANTIFA. 

- A Redfield Pasquinade

High I.Q. Segment of QAnon, Stymied.

Here we go again. Our reporting is that the small but most insignificant portion of what is left of QAnon is in an uproar over what they consider the 'nanny socialist state' taken to the extreme. They saw a menu in a restuarant and now think that the liberals are getting blankets for pigs. - A Redfield Pasquinade

Steve Martin and Martin Short to Make Netflix Follow-up. NEVER!

Regarding the present special playing on Netflix, viewers seem to be nodding off by 10 minutes into it.

It is absolutely dripping with gooey, disgusting narcissism.

Most viewers reported that they preferred eating cold pizza and staring at any wall.

Martin & Martin's sell-by-date has soooo passed. On the bright side, the special has assisted living factifies across America clamoring for Amazon Prime. - A Redfield Pasquinade

QAnon member starting to doubt...perhaps.

Stella Dohro from Homer, NY says she is starting to wonder. She says she has been a proud conspiracy theorist since the 10 person march for smoker's rights back in '86.  "Every where I look, I see the same protest signs, all the articles on QAnon theories quote the same scientist and I can never find anything about her on the world net thing.

I don't want to jump to conclusions or shoot from the hip or anything like that, but I think I may just be starting to see a pattern here." - A Redfield Pasquinade

God Admits Defeat

He said he never set foot in one but the other night God did admit he looked down upon the latest Trump rally.  Said God, "I must admit, I walked away with my full hand clasped over my face. My memory isn't what it used to be but Oh My Me. I haven't often been able to fix stupid but this? What am I? A Magician?"

- A Redfield Pasquinade 

 

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